The devil came a knockin’
Told me I should part
My soul I could not give him
So his demon took my heart
mischievous-little-tricksters:
“Good evening, we’re from the FBI. We’d just like to ask you a few routine questions about your husbands disappearance… Is your daughter home?”
i have never been so scared my entire life. is this legit cause im scared
why is there no wine in my apartment i feel as though i’ve failed myself somehow
I literally just had this thought earlier tonight. wut.
no wonder we be sista sistas.


Reblog if you know where this was from.
Why are there so few notes?! Dear God.
EVERYONE and their grandparents should know where this is from
Must. Resist. Quoting. Narrator.
If you’re over the age of 14 you should know
hannah montana? joke lol
I feel bad but is this ppg? Sorry i didn’t have cable growing up
i have every episode at my house. be jealous. :)